did not realize I was on this account. sorry.
Rubeus Hagrid. Keeper of Grounds at Hogwarts.
RSSno matter what I do to stay away from the two faced assholes and the drama starters they always seem to find shit to say about me and piss me off. I do my job the way I’m supposed to. sorry if I don’t seat you every fucking table that comes in here. you are not the only server that works here. get the fuck over it.
That awkward moment when you remember gender roles are complete bullshit and a woman can be in any room she wants.
Oh..oh I’m sorry. Were you being serious?
I’m only joking. Please don’t kill me.
Well you are a brilliant woman so you most certainly belong in higher places.
That awkward moment when you remember gender roles are complete bullshit and a woman can be in any room she wants.
Oh..oh I’m sorry. Were you being serious? I’m only joking. Please don’t kill me.
(Source: hermionegrangerweasley-)
professor-severus-snape started following you
Hi Severus! I’ve missed you!
Hello Mother, have you been well?
She’s with me. What do you think?
If you’re better than that wanker Tobias, i am completely fine with this.
I’m glad you approve, Severus. And what is Hermione doing with all of that odd stuff on her? Was this Halloween or something?
professor-severus-snape started following you
Hi Severus! I’ve missed you!
Hello Mother, have you been well?
She’s with me. What do you think?
-rubeushagrid started following you
Rubeus! It’s been a while!
It has been far too long. How are you?
iamdracomalfoy- replied to your post:I’m still big an’ ugly an’ only a “friend” an’ I talk in such a way tha’ takes a long damn time ter type.
I HATE TYPING IN DIALECTS.
It’s ridiculous. I don’t know how Jo did it. I even hate reading Hagrid’s speech. I know she had to do it that way to make it really his character and bring it to life as much as she could in a book, but I hate it. The first day I made this I just thought, fuck that. There is no way I’m doing that.
About Rubeus Hagrid. Keeper of Grounds at Hogwarts.
The name is Hagrid. Rubeus Hagrid. I love firewhiskey and dragons. Fang and Serafina are my pets and family. I recently transfigured myself to be more attractive because I was too lonely and no one loved the big oaf that I was.
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